when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
June 2013
For fucking real. Like you’re all fucking wonderful, and beautiful, and brilliant. BUT NO. None of you will allow yourself to believe it. STOP HURTING YOURSELF. YOU’RE ALL WONDERFUL, I DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU SAY. AND IM NOT A HYPOCRITE ANYMORE, BECAUSE I AM FANTASTIC. AND IT’S OKAY TO SAY THAT ABOUT MYSELF BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY, SO FUCK WHAT PEOPLE THINK, IM FAB, AND SO ARE ALL OF YOU.It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
